Cuties Got A Booty
Oh this?
nothing
Click
good
Don't click
little rebel
Don't Click
I like that
Names Addie

(Source: mvgl)

captain-mycaptain:

k8y411:

clarityofhatred:

abidinginlove:

sodamnrelatable:

when you say a word too much and it stops sounding like a word

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bowl is the worst

i wonder how many of us just sat here saying “bowl” until it sounded weird

all of us.

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A+++ use of that gif!

(Source: bluetricycle1)

13thcat:

vivisec:

theslowestdrawfag:

imagineyourotp:

 Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a  love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in  Person B’s ear.

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imagine this happening during the apocalypse and they both know they’re going to die soon

THAT LAST ONE IS NOT NECESSARY YOU DEMON

eyefuckingstiel:

metatron’s opening is gorgeous he doesn’t deserve it

(Source: thunderstorms12)

Reblog if you honestly find yourself disgusting and ugly

(Source: sometimesimfine)

that1otakuguy:

ratchet-heichou:

why is levi yelling at eren

because of all the big ass trees

hi-i-m-olaf-and-i-like-warm-hugs:

Queen Elsa throwing her crown on your dashboard :)

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

lachrymosa:

Slow down, grab the wall
Wiggle like you trying to make yo ass fall off

(Source: sheepfilms)

bryko:

I’m watching Monsters Inc. with Pulp Fiction subtitles

misfits-sherlocked-thetardis:

therincrowd:

eyan-j:

shortielittle:

When firefighters get bored…

i see things like this and want to pay MORE taxes. 

^^^ I read that in a Gene from Bob’s Burgers voice.

(Source: lolgifs.net)

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

(Source: hiphopfightsplaque)

equiqui:

toastdurr:

kurloz-in-a-box:

toastdurr:

leo-valdez-is-not-on-fire:

toastdurr:

THEY WERE SELLING AMERICAN CANDY AT SCHOOL TODAY AAAA

they don’t have fruit roll ups in other countries?!?!

NO AND ITS BULLSHIT

YOU GUYS DONT HAVE FUCKING POPTARTS

nO AND IT IS FUCKING BULLSHITTTTTT

I am so sorry.

lalondes:

sweetstardrop:

lalondes:

[walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.

you took this from a fault in our stars augustus does the same thing only with a cigarette ok ok

i don’t know what you’re talking about this is an excerpt from my upcoming 100% original novel “the fart in our stalls”

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